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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Raw recap & reactions: Royal chaos - Cageside Seats

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Are democrats eating crow?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Older Americans are happiest living in these 5 US states, study says — is yours one of them? - Yahoo

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

No, not a chance

No way

share office space ...

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you like high heels?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.